The Mommy’s Incredible Tummy.
Six year old Tommy was worried about his
mother’s tummy growing bigger and bigger.
She laid his hand on her stomach and he
felt the kick from the baby inside.
Tommy was shocked.
He stopped talking about his new sister
or brother.
One day at school, his teacher asked him
about the little baby.
Tommy burst into tears and said, “I
think Mommy ate it.”**
Hello Friends,
Mothers are adventurous people. That’s why they were brave
enough to have us as children. We turned their life upside down and inside out (hopefully for the better).
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Mothers love us when we’re babies, and also when they’re exhausted
from caring for us. Some bubs grow into brats and teenagers with attitude (oh
yes, she knows where that attitude came from).
Old mothers don’t know much compared to young adults.
Googling, Wiki, and social media sites have the low-down on everything under
the sun. I hear you, old Mums can quit being a teacher. They can put their feet
up, relax and wonder if their kids will wash the pile of dirty dishes they left on
the sink. I still have a manual dishwasher in my kitchen.
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Being a mother is being a superhero to the brood. Mothers
keep caring and providing the creature comforts for their children. They give
us a safe place to express emotions and they love us—the real person who is inside
of us.
But mothers aren’t perfect. Sometimes they lose their cool
with their small or big kids.
My kids call it,
“Yelling”
when I raise my voice.
I
call it motivational speaking for the selective listener.” source: LoveThisPic.com
At my day job there’s a sign in the kitchen that reads
something like, “you didn’t bring your mother to work, so clean up your own
mess.”
“Are you kidding me?”
Oh, where did the saying come from?
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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Got It!
What do young computers do on
Mother’s Day?
Give memory cards to their
motherboards.
source: funkidsjokes.com
To my children:
Never
make fun of having to help me with computer stuff.
I
taught you how to use a spoon.
source: Pinterest
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Catz are Cool
Two street cats often visit me at my home. Their moods are predictable.
Her and him don’t like each other. The hisses are terrible.
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♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ Ashlyn
**I adapted The Mommy’s Incredible Tummy from a mother’s day joke at, www.myenglishpages.com
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